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Jury Duty

I was recently summoned to jury duty. I know, groan. Except I didn't. I had never experienced it before and was curious to see what it was like.  

When the day to report arrives, they separate you into groups, asking various questions to decide if you will be selected to serve. Do you know the accused? Do you have conflicts that would keep you from serving? Can you stay focused? 

I wanted to answer well, if only because my kids kept wishing me luck the day before, telling me they hoped I made the team. After all, who wants to be rejected?

It occurred to me that there are things you probably shouldn’t say right away if you’re wanting to serve on a jury.

I know, I know, people don’t typically want to serve on a jury. But that list didn’t seem nearly as humorous to me.

Here are the things you probably shouldn’t say if you want to be selected for jury.

  1. I hold myself in contempt.
  2. You can’t handle the truth.
  3. We find the defendant guilty.
  4. I believe the judge looks pretty in his robe.
  5. I’d like the opportunity to hold another man’s life in my hands.
  6. Me? Oh, I know all the criminals in this town.
  7. Lawyer? I thought you said liar.
  8. The defendant looks sketch.
  9. Do you think these hands are clean? 
  10. What happens during jury duty stays with jury duty, right?

What would you add to the list?

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