I'm not sure Jesus has been marketed the right way. He could have been an escape artist or in a Jackie Chan movie, perhaps as an extra for Jackie doing his own moves, no doubt learned from a childhood filled with games of Twister. I suppose that wouldn't work for two reasons; 1. Jackie does his own stunts and, 2. Jesus was not Asian. It's too bad, though, because the gospel writers record several instances of Jesus performing escapes. They don't give a lot of detail as to how He actually escaped, but I have some theories. Here are the top 3. 1. Spin Moves Luke 4:30 "[Jesus] walked right through the crowd and went on his way." I know that Luke said Jesus simply walked, but I picture Luke writing simply, not wanting to talk up Jesus' moves. I picture spin moves. If it were a modern day setting, a private jet or a car chase might work better. In the future, having Scotty beam Jesus up might work as well. But, given the technological disadvantages that Jesus d...
You don't know me. I'm okay with that. This is my search for insignificance.