Skip to main content

Isolation

So I have joined the non-envious group of those who have caught their personal share of the pandemic. That’s right, I joined Club COVID. 

Now, don’t worry. I’m not here to discuss whether or not we should wear masks, social distance, or isolate forever. I think you know better than to come to this blog for such weighty matters. 

Per usual, I’m here to share my thoughts, perhaps some feelings, and just maybe highlight something of importance. 

ALL BY MYSELF

First of all, from first symptoms to end of isolation, I’ve been in my room, alone, for roughly 482 days straight. The wife has slid some medicine underneath the door from time to time. The kids have adjusted to a one-parent household just a little too nicely. 

I can hear their laughter across the house, no doubt as they discuss how to divide my belongings. The joke’s on them. I am still in the process of applying a recent sermon from my pastor, so I have a lot of excess they’ll need to clean through. 

But there is something worse than feeling sick and isolated. It’s feeling better, and still being isolated. 

HOW WOULD YOU GREET DEATH?

We should talk about the illness for a moment. No matter what you think about the politics of this pandemic, the corona virus is a strand of the flu, which means for men, it will feel worse than any pregnancy pains a woman has ever felt. That’s just science.

So while I did not die (take that ‘Rona!) there were plenty of moments where I welcomed death. But between the semi-lucid points of agony and the torturous bits of sleep that were interrupted by spastic bouts of coughing, my wife would make an appearance.

Me (to myself): Why does she look angry?
Her: You haven’t drank any water since I last checked on you.
Me: That’s because of the 32 small swords currently penetrating my throat. Also my lack of a desire to live.
Her: If we have to take you to the hospital for dehydration, the medical bill is coming out of your Christmas list. 
Me: (lifeless whimpering)
Her (walking away): Drink more water. I know you’re not going to leave it on the kids to Christmas shop for me. 

Hello Death? You can pick me up any time now.

ACCEPTING HELP

I can verify about 68% of the conversations had with my wife during my illness. But as I recovered (thanks for nothing, Death), I did come to feel a swell of gratitude for her. 

After all, I was in isolation. I had access to my bed, a bathroom, and a TV my wife thought was mostly a waste. But it helped me fill a few isolated hours. 

What I did not have access to was any food or drink. Mind you, we have not had to wait on our kids for many years, so I was acutely aware that every time I needed something,..anything...it meant bothering my wife. 

Sure, she signed a covenant when we got married, but there is almost as much grace needed to receive as there is to give. It means accepting one’s helplessness. It’s a desperation that can only be met by another and received with gratitude. 

Sweet Jesus, is that what you wanted me to learn from this experience? Was this all just one more layer of my independence being peeled away? I might have preferred a note taped to a large rock, which was then repeatedly flung at my head, but I suppose this works too. 

What about you? What lessons do you take away from times of illness?

Comments

R Swaim said…
I appreciate being healthy 😀

Popular posts from this blog

Accountable

I recently officiated a wedding. The ceremony was simple, lovely, and ended with another couple professing to keep the covenant of marriage. But it all started with a clarification...from me. At our first premarital counseling session, as I have done with every couple I have agreed to marry, I clarified a couple of matters. First, I officiate Christian weddings, where both spouses-to-be are professing Christians. I firmly believe that marriage is difficult enough, without adding disagreements about God into the mix. Second, as a minister of Jesus Christ, I believe the pastor’s role in a wedding is to represent the blessing of God on that union. So we have several sessions of premarital counseling where we discuss married life. It’s not that I have this imaginary card in my head, with a picture of me on the front and my stats on the back. (You know, like a baseball card.) Ok, I do picture cards. Pastor cards! And being a competitive guy, I want my stats to look good. The number of coupl

Patience

I am more than halfway through the last year of dropping one of my children off at school. It's my eighth grade daughter, for anyone keeping track of my family.  See, next year she will be at the high school, and her brother will drive her. He says that it's not cool for seniors to drive their freshman sister to school, but I bet it's cooler than being dropped off by your mom in a minivan.  So rather than groan about this daily responsibility, I've been reminiscing about what the drop-off line used to look like, way back in elementary school. Once our children were about halfway through their elementary years, the drop-off line became a test of patience.  Do you know which group you do not want to get caught behind in the parent drop-off line at an elementary school? The kindergartners. These little ones are barely able to walk, but now we put them in the high-pressure situation of trying to unbuckle their seat-belt, grab their backpack (which might be as tall as they a

Jury Duty

I was recently summoned to jury duty. I know, groan. Except I didn't. I had never experienced it before and was curious to see what it was like.   When the day to report arrives, they separate you into groups, asking various questions to decide if you will be selected to serve. Do you know the accused? Do you have conflicts that would keep you from serving? Can you stay focused?  I wanted to answer well, if only because my kids kept wishing me luck the day before, telling me they hoped I made the team. After all, who wants to be rejected? It occurred to me that there are things you probably shouldn’t say right away if you’re wanting to serve on a jury. I know, I know, people don’t typically want to serve on a jury. But that list didn’t seem nearly as humorous to me. Here are the things you probably shouldn’t say if you want to be selected for jury. I hold myself in contempt. You can’t handle the truth. We find the defendant guilty. I believe the judge looks pretty in his robe. I’d